(Disclaimer: Nothing in this post is an actual endorsement of whacking anyone with sticks, socially and economically elite or otherwise.)
Someone was talking about a dumbass fitness goal on Twitter. Something about using their awesome fitness to whack the elite with a stick till the means of production fell out of them like whacking a piñata. Yeah it was some totally odd and random communist sounding propaganda stuff. They were probably being a smartass. My brain is stupid though. I started to think how someone would train to for such a such a goal. I didn’t have much of a clue.
Then I realized I have a clue.
Once you get deep enough into the fitness journey you start to realize you have some of the tools to train anyone towards most any goals. This assumes the trainee is a novice. I sat and assumed this individual was a novice at whacking the social and economic elite with sticks. So I crafted a smartass answer that looked a little like this.
- Train the spinal erectors.
- Train the squat.
- Drag the sled.
- Row to grow.
That was my thoughts on the matter. Really it’s not a bad base plan for all sorts of fitness goals. In fact if you got really good at those 4 things you would be well on your way to being a real badass. Things are just that simple sometimes. An advanced program might add some more things, but there is nothing advanced about the base act of whacking someone with a stick. Brute force gets the job done.
Brute force gets the job done a lot of the time, and more brute force is never a bad thing.
So being a smart reminded me that the basics is where it’s at, and where its always at. So I’m off to work on my spinal erectors today, just in case some I need to whack some dumbass capitalistic overlord with a stick.
Sidenote, if any capitalistic overlords would like a fitness program to better defend themselves from being whacked with sticks then I would be more than glad to provide a program for a nominal fee.
But seriously everyone I encourage you to go work your spinal erectors today, it’s always a good day for that.
Every week I spend a lot of time reading and looking for new ways to get stronger, healthier and more awesome. Here are some of the best things I have found this week.
Strength and Conditioning
How to use variations in the gym to make your workout harder. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xey0LiQ0Ms
An explanation on breathing and bracing along with some drills to lift bigger weights. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtB7z6l6U9s
I found this to be a good explanation of hypertrophy training principles. There is a lot in here about how to think about your hypertrophy training from a conceptual approach more than just going by feel. https://www.jtsstrength.com/designing-training-for-hypertrophy/
Transformation
I enjoyed this article on identity and using our own self references for change. https://zenhabits.net/identity/