This is my code. There is much other code, but this code is mine.
Code is my best friend. I must master the code as I must master myself.
My code is useless without me. Without my code I am useless. My code must be clean it must be bug-less. It is an instrument of good, capable of doing great things for the betterment of my life and the lives of others.
My code and I know that the language and framework matter not. My code and I know that the problems my code solves is what matters.
My code is alive; my code is life. I will learn my code; I will learn the subtleties of the languages, the frameworks, and designs it contains. I will navigate along the stack, I will not fear its components, and with my code by my side we shall master the solutions we create.
With each commit, stronger we shall grow. In times of despair, we shall push to master, we will not fear our version history, for we master our own destiny.
This is my pledge, my creed, stated before God and man alike. With this code, we shall spread hope and love, never despair. We are masters of data, it will be bent to our will.
So be it until all the things are fixed, all the data is secure, and the age of code has passed.